Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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