Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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