ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
vagina is talking i cant
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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