i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
two words: eviction party
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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