He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
dude. I can hear the air.
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