How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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