Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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