just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
my liver is dry heaving
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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