So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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