It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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