32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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