so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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