We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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