Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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