I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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