i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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