im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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