i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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