Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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