if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Semen is not good for contacts.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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