I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I need to align my fucking chakras
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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