margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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