Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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