? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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