I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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