Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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