The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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