i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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