do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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