But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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