so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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