I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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