Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I believe in your delicious
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
