Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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