She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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