Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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