ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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