Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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