Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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