That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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