Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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