I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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