I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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