Buhtt sex?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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