Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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