I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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