Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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