hotel room ftw
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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