Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
high people should be assigned attendants
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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