Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
