On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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