: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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