Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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