Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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